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Rules of the 5SOS Fam

Rule #1 : don’t talk about 5SOS

Tonight at dinner I wasn’t hungry so I went into the other room. I then over heard my family discussing my cuts on my wrist. My sister said it’s just got attention and that her friend does it… THE LAST THING I WANT IS ATTENTION!

Crashed into the back of a dodge Durango
nataliealyse:

Perfect messy bun and a perfect face to match.

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

CAR RIDES WITH MY SISTER

*puts my music on*

Sister: I’m not listening to your music!

*she shuts music off*

Me: sorry for having a good taste in music that isn’t the top 40 of the week.

*replays music like a fucking boss*

A hot guy just called me while I was on tumblr and I ignored and then screamed “NOT EVEN A GUY IS GOING TO GET IN BETWEEN ME AND TUMBLR”

LEVELS OF LAZY

nataliealyse:

I’m at the one where you are too lazy to rinse out the sink after brushing your so you spit in the toilet

I’m praying I don’t miss, i mean, I won’t clean it up a family member will just have a minty butt.

LEVELS OF LAZY

I’m at the one where you are too lazy to rinse out the sink after brushing your so you spit in the toilet